Don't have one, you DIE..

The five compulsory elements of mankind.
( in which without, one will suffer from diarrhea, breast cancer, excessive vomiting, tuber at butt and many more deadly diseases known to mankind such as the recent swine flu. Not forgetting HIV)

Now, here's the five compulsory elements in which DON'T HAVE ONE YOU DIE:

NO.1 ~*~^^( EAT )^^~*~ (IF YOU WANT SHAPE)
NO.2 ~*~^^( SLEEP )^^~*~ (IF NO PARTNER ;D )
NO.3~*~^^( STUDY )^^~*~ (IF YOU ARE STUPID)
NO.4 ~*~^^( SHELTER )^^~*~ (IF NO FAT WIFE)
NO.5 ~*~^^( DRUNK )^^~*~ (IF GOT FAT WIFE)

These are the main elements which mankind has thrived on for 6.2 billion years.
Got sub element.
u need it to SHIOK sendiri~

NO.1 ~*~^^( STUPIDITY )^^~*~
NO.2 ~*~^^( MARRY FAT WIFE )^^~*~
NO.3 ~*~^^( SLEEPOVER WITH CHICKS )^^~*~

Having these elements will bring good fortune and SHIOKness to your physical well being.